T-shirt of the month

It says "I am not a terrorist" in Arabic. I think it's brilliant. Perfect for your next jaunt to the airport, this t-shirt will become an excellent conversation starter while:

• In line for security, disposing of your shoes, belt, pocket contents, and suspicious looking iced lattes

• Expelling any extraneous body fluids into a government approved receptacle

• Trying to explain your clever antiestablishment stance in the small, windowless room at Miami International Airport and Permanent Construction Zone* while the unsmiling latina TSA agent chirps, "Okay, papi, time to disrobe."

Read more about the thoughts behind this shirt. Like they say, "Say it in Arabic. Because free speech is for everyone."

*As always, big ups to Dave Barry for that one.