Suck it, VW

Every week, the lobby at work has a huge flower arrangement, as well as a smaller on on a coffee table. I never realized this, but employees can simply request to take them home on Friday, which would be lovely if one was having a party or something. Anyway, the girl who was taking them home offered me the smaller bunch of flowers -- stargazer lilies and a spider mum. I had to bring them home somehow, so they rode home in a party cup filled with water. The overall effect was like the bud vase in the dashboard of every VW Beetle, but times 100.