It's time for another installment of ICQ Madness, complete with timestamps to indicate a sense of urgency. Names have been changed for no particular reason.
[14:55] Wack-a-mole: what's up with this liposelect by vaser madness?
[14:55] Ring Ding: I think it's a certain kind of liposuction. basically, she wants to emphasise that this is the kind of liposuction that she does.
[14:56] Ring Ding: I hadn't researched it or anything.
[14:56] Ring Ding: I assume it involves magic.
[14:56] Wack-a-mole: elves and shit.
[14:56] Ring Ding: fuckin a
[14:57] Wack-a-mole: elves be all suckin fat through straws and shit. They be all like, man I'm full, bitch, but look at that Ass!
[14:58] Ring Ding: and after they're all done, they coat you in chocolate and boot you out of their treetop clinic.
[15:00] Wack-a-mole: well they have to sing you a little song first
[15:01] Ring Ding: "oompa loompa doopity doo, I've got some brand new titties for you."
[15:01] Wack-a-mole: nice emoticon usage.
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