Wal-Mart dress code.

This one's actually kind of a twofer, but I think they dovetail quite nicely. First up is this news clipping thoughtfully sent to me by Nathan. By the look of it, Jay Leno published it first:


I'm not sure if Debra Jackson happens to shop at the Wal-Mart in my neighborhood; it's obviously heaps classier than the average Wal-Mart. I'm confident in this statement, buoyed by the following overheard statement that I swear I am not making up:

"MOM! Here's the belly rings! Did you want one?"