Sunday, January 22, 2006

Attention parents.

I will not come visit you if you retire to Reno. I'm your only child, so you should really think about this.

You've never even been to Reno. Either one of you. Drop it. There are hundreds of thousands of places in the world that you could retire to that aren't Reno. I mean, look at it:

Just... no. I hope this has given you something to chew on. Again, I reiterate:




Thank you for your time.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Ebeth....Yeah, I get a gitchy feeling every time Mom and I watch "Reno 911." All I see are cheesy neon (as evidenced in Funundrum)and trailor parks. Mom says its just a show -- but I have my doubts. Let me put it this way...I'm chewin'.

Love, Dad