Maggie's new body modification

We couldn't help it that Maggie came to us with tattoos in each of her ears. Her previous parents obviously weren't strict enough with her. So when she wanted to get a third tattoo, we tried to reason with her by pointing out that she's only four years old. That didn't work, so I played the vanity card and asked her what that tattoo would look like when she's older, like 9 or 10. Nobody wants to see a 10-year-old with a saggy tattoo.

She went ahead with her plans anyway.

The next day:

Actually, this is a temporary tattoo my dad gave me while we were out visiting in California. It's the logo for the Catalina Island Conservancy, where dad works. Our dog is so eco-aware.