Among other things I do at work, I sometimes have to do stuff with loss reports. These are pretty much lists of injuries that happen in the workplace that are covered by workers' compensation insurance policies. Depending on the workplace (mental institutions are always a good bet), the short injury descriptions are always good.
Today I was looking over a loss report for a sporting goods store. Imagine the guy who received a "lump on the head -- cause: struck by stuffed elk head."
He probably won't live that one down for a while. Poor guy probably got hurt pretty bad, too -- the claim was for more than $15,000.
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