OBEY THE HYPNODOG

HypnoDog™ here wishing you a Merry Christmas season. YOU SHALL ENJOY THE BOUNTEOUS HOLIDAY CELEBRATIONS GOING ON AROUND YOU. HYPNODOG™ COMMANDS IT.

The longer you gaze into HypnoDog™'s mesmerizing DazzleTron™ eyes, the more likely you are to think, yes, the couch is a perfectly good place for a hairy collection of dog legs to take a load off. The good couch? Certainly. WHOOMPwhoompwhoomp- WHOOMPwhoompwhoomp [this is meant to be a kind of Flash Gordony-type noise indicating either hydroelectric turbines or HypnoDog™'s amazing powers].

HypnoDog™ also wants cookies.







HypnoDog™ sold separately from HypnoToad™, HypnoGoat™, and the rest of the Amazing DazzleTron™ Collection. Suggested serving pictured. HypnoDog™ measured by weight, not volume. Some settling may have occurred during shipping. Some assembly required. You put it together. Batteries not included. Do not use in the bathtub or while sleeping. HypnoDog™ may include small parts that present a choking hazard for children under the age of three. The Surgeon General has determined that using HypnoDog™ impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.