Couche-tard

Yeah, you heard me. Couche-tard. According to Aidy, this is a chain of convenience stores in Montreal. They use an owl for their logo and are owned by Circle-K. Now you know everything there is to know about Couche-tard, so you're authorized to spend the rest of your days challenging fellow human beings with the hilarious reality of "Couche-tard."

Like Aidy said, "Imagine combining retard, douche bag, and coochie all in one curse phrase! That’s couche-tard."