Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Attention Next Door Neighbor Heidi:

I can hear the dryer. It is currently drying a load of my laundry. I can hear it because we live in TinyHouse. I am especially cognizant of the dryer's progress because I am waiting for a clean pair of socks to wear to the gym. I am fully aware that you are waiting to put a load of clothes in the dryer.

Every time you go out there and open the dryer door to see if my stuff is dry, you are only making it take longer. Knock it the hell off.

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