Please be tongue-in-cheek.

I'm going to be filing this one in the same area as the bitchy "Deal with it" weather forecast.  Last night, we were watching the weather forecast.  They weather guy started with some outlying areas of Wisconsin and Indiana, I suppose to make these folks feel less inadequate for not living in Chicago proper.  Here's the forecast for Valparaiso, Indiana (about an hour outside of Chicago) -- I can only pray that this is what passes for weather-related black humor in these parts:

Yeah.  That says "43, Partly Sunny Skies, Get Out the BBQ!"  It's kind of how we feel at this point, though.  Early March is the part of the year that feels like spring (let alone summer) will never, ever come again, and that any past summer memories are simple hallucinations brought on by wind chill.