We have better grocery store employees

See, where you live, the folks working in your grocery stores are sad husks of their former selves. They shuffle around, half-heartedly stocking the same crap on the shelves day after day.

Here in Colorado, however, our grocery store employees skip gaily down the aisles, whistling happy tunes and smiling as they watch little cartoon bluebirds straighten bags and boxes on the shelves. The air is cleaner here than where you live, the women are strong, the men are good looking, and the children are above average. Wait. That's Garrison Keillor's Lake Wobegone. But still. What I'm trying to say here is that folks in Colorado are 13% more human than the jaded individuals living near the coast. Here's proof:

If that doesn't make you smile, then I don't know what will. And yes, they were stacked upside down all the way to the back of the shelf.