Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Iowa State Fair!

It's Wednesday, so that means I'm just about recovered from the awesome experience of attending the Iowa State Fair. It was everything I had hoped for -- bluegrass, fried things, old architechture, and lots of the other bits of America that I don't hate. I got two new states out of this trip (the other one being Nebraska), and Chris managed to check off Iowa as his 49th state. We didn't get a picture because the western state line is over a river. Ah, well.

For everyone's viewing pleasure, we stuck together a quick slide show of some of our pictures. I didn't even get pictures of lots of the cool stuff we saw. They have separate horse, cattle, and sheep buildings, and one building that just housed pregnant animals and ones that had recently given birth -- they showed videos on big screens of goats being born from the day before, and we saw some piglets that were just a couple of hours old. People are just a whole lot more involved in livestock in Iowa. It sounds obvious, but there you have it. Another thing they take very seriously is 4-H. An entire building was devoted to 4-H projects and shows -- the canoe you see in the video was built by a 13-year-old girl (with a little help from her dad). I guess when you live in the middle of nowhere, you've got a little extra time on your hands.

I'm so glad we went -- it's probably the best fair I'll ever see in my life.


A couple words about the video. If you can, turn your sound on for the full bluegrass experience. Also, that big yellow cow? The one that looks like it's made out of butter? It is. They also had a butter Harry Potter and lots of his butter accessories, including butter Hedwig, a butter Fat Lady portrait, and a butter Care of Magical Creatures book. Is there NOTHING butter can't do? USA! USA! USA!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This is Dad Rhein....wonderful slideshow!!!!! Here's a little ditty, sing it if you know it.

"I Owe Ioway"
from "State Fair" by Rogers and Hammerstein

Marty:
I can hear 'em callin' hogs in the clear Ioway air,
I can sniff the fragrant whiff of an Ioway rose!
Chorus:
You've got Ioway in your heart!
Marty:
I've got Ioway in my hair!
I've got Ioway in my ears and eyes and nose!
Oh, I know all I owe I owe Ioway,
I owe Ioway all I owe and I know why.
I am Ioway born and bred,
And on Ioway corn I'm fed,
Not to mention her barley, wheat, and rye!
Marty and Chorus:
I owe Ioway for her ham and her beef and her lamb,
And her strawberry jam, and her pie!
Marty:
I owe Ioway more than I can ever pay,
So I think I'll move to Californi-a!
Chorus:
What a shame!
Emily:
What a shame! (What a shame!)
What a shame! (What a shame!)
Chorus:
You'll be good and gosh-darn sorry when you go.
Man:
Don't I know!
Emily:
When you leave your native state,
You'll be feelin' far from great!
You'll be good and gosh-darn sorry when you go!
Marty:
I'm a seed of Ioway grain.
Emily:
You're a breeze that Ioway blue.
Marty:
I'm a drop of Ioway rain!
Emily and Chorus:
You're a drip of Ioway dew!
Emily:
Oh, I know all I owe I owe Ioway.
I owe Ioway all I owe and I know why.
I am Ioway born and bred,
And on Ioway corn I'm fed,
Not to mention her barley, wheat and rye!
I owe Ioway for her ham and her beef
And her lamb, and her --
Heppenstahl:
Strawberry jam!
Melissa:
...and her pie!
Heppenstahl:
I owe Ioway more than anyone should owe,
So I think I'll start in owin' Idaho!
Emily:
All together!
All (and Hepp. backing):
What a shame! (What a shame!)
What a shame! (What a shame!)
You'll be cryin' like a baby when you go!
Heppenstahl:
Don't I know!
When I leave my native heath,
With my lip between my teeth,
I'll be bawlin' like a booby when I go!
Emily:
You're a seed of Ioway grain,
You're a breeze of Ioway blue. (?)
Abel (drunken):
I'm a drop of Ioway rain!
Melissa:
You're a drip of Ioway dew!
All:
(Repeat chorus)