Monday, July 11, 2011


My child started napping sometime earlier this morning.  Based on previous nap experience, I expected him to awaken shortly after I finished folding a bunch of laundry.  But he didn't.  Figuring he'd still probably wake shortly, I sat down at the computer to participate in the internet for a while.  Still nothing.  Then, it dawned on me -- ZOMG I COULD STUFF LUNCH IN MY FACE.  GO GO GO

Normally, I would be using this space to complain about how a completed ham sandwich, sitting on a plate, is what activates a napping child.  And then I'd be all, WHYYYYYYYYYY?  But in this case, I stuffed said sandwich in my face and he's still asleep.  I'm certainly not complaining, and I don't think I'm gloating either.  It's more like I don't know what to do with myself right now.

This must be what it feels like to work in an emergency room on a day when nobody comes in.


Sarah Marie said...

If you're really that bored, you could fix the font in this blog post. (SNARK.)

Elizabeth said...