Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Next Door Neighbor Update

It appears that Mikey and Stephanie have moved out, and his cousin, Bryce, and Bryce's girlfriend, Verdose, have moved in. This is the apartment from whence came the fence-pisser, for those of you keeping score.

Bryce just about lost it when I told him about the fence-pisser. "Yeah, that sounds like Mikey's dirtbag friends." We chatted a while about the crime in the neighborhood, including recent car break-ins and the fact that all four of Verdose's tires got slashed when she parked in the alley one time. And they've only lived here for a few weeks, so that's a nice welcome.

But he seemed very nice, and not a standard PB tool. I was able to give him the Chris and Liz Official Noise Ordinances with no arguments. And he listens to Coldplay really loud, so he can't be all bad. And he used to live in the apartments next to Taco Surf, where the reggae guy from Hennessey's lives. And he's friends with The Dude on the corner.

I'm just hoping that he turns out to be cool, and not another total douchebag. If he continues to be cool, then Jeffty Jeff and Heidi will be the only official douchebags in the area. Tuberculosis Stoner Girl might qualify, but she's so darn entertaining I can't take issue with her.

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