Draw a pig, solve all your problems.

Awesomest website ever. They invite you to draw a pig. Then they ask you some questions about how you drew your particular pig. Based on that, they tell you stuff about your personality.

Pfffft. Whatevs. You get to draw a pig! I plan on visiting this site several times in the future when I can't bear to write another 500 words on the intricacies of trucking accident law. For now, here's my first go.

According to this drawing, I am a pessimistic risk-taker and a bad listener who enjoys playing devil's advocate. See the whole thing here.

This is frighteningly accurate. I am labeling the Pig-Drawing Test as a tool of Satan.

Draw your own pig here!